it was all serious until i saw that author's note
i feel terrible for giving a short laugh
How do centipedes get into vaginas in the first place?
What's weird is that I had a fiction similar to this character. An immortal but young french sorcerer of very mixed race that could transform into a monster (more tentacles and weird stuff, less hair).
He wasn't a prick though and managed to find a wife despite even his human form looking dorky.
Bro not the centipedes. Why ya gotta bring out the centipedes?
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