It's more like his ideas of dating, and the complexity of women in general, were half-formed in a mindset from over a hundred years ago and has only made a cursory effort to modernize. Or generally develop it. Almost like he was kept away from women for a long time.
Like the dick pics. Dear god, he sent a dick pic.
So, yeah. He probably HAS never dated anyone in his life and has only a superficial, cocaine-fuelled idea of how relationships are supposed to work.
I just busted up laughing that the actual...literal...physical dick pic XD
Jacques loves his Polaroids. He's a professional photographer (in his mind). He always wants to share them! But no one wants to see them for a good reason.
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